A) New shit has come to light on the Republican In Bathroom Looking for Sex...turns out the thing that's fucking stupid is actually the cop towing for people trying to have sex in the bathroom...what...writing parking tickets was taken? I have solicited innumerable people for sex all over the fucking place. I'm just glad that chick at the bar the other night wasn't a cop. Jesus. Find some fucking real criminals.
2) Shut the fuck up about Micheal Vick. Nobody cares. Killed some dogs? He has also undoubtedly raped someone (pick a football player)...waaaah....he doesn't get to play football anymore. HEY! PLEBIANS! Find a new gladiator.
3) Everyone, and I do mean everyone, in our fucking federal government is fucking stupid. Oh, I am sure there are people with great degrees, and high IQs, and brains out the wazoo...but no one is fucking using them anymore.
a) This "presidential race"...I think we can all agree...is out of fucking hand. They all need to GO BACK TO THEIR JOBS for a bit. Please. We'll hear from you NEXT FUCKING SEPTEMBER...and not a minute before.
b) Really. Gay marriage? Again?
c) VIOLENCE DOES NOT MEAN NO SUCCESS.
Need I say more?
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Hey! I'm part of the federal government and I use my huge brain all the time. Just not for anything work-related. KN.
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