Thursday, September 20, 2007

Weather Fucks

SO... The duration of the news tonight was our "crack" team of "reporters" watching video of rain and wind and describing the darkness of the clouds. Have we really reached that level of retardation throughout the nation?! Fuck them. Oh BTFW ... you fucking failures, we have real issues in this country that warrant discussion, awareness and motherfucking attention. I don't even want to detail a fucking list you fucking ingrate, inbred, self-obsessed fuck ducks. Fuck you and your "reporting". And then having suburban rubes call in and gab about the torrential hellfire falling from the heavens. "My lawn done be real good and wet now and I think the water is making it wet. I just ate my sparkplugs for din-din"

"Oooh-weee. The rain dun fall down real hard it does. Wind make rain go wild fast fall down time. My lone lobe is been replaced by bubblewrap and I respect a mongoloid presidential man real good now."

Fuck...

"Don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows"

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

saw your portfolio, you guys need some help? your work needs a lot of art direction, the quality is kinda sloppy, lacks design skill

Brooding, Grinding, Pacing said...

Someone is a funny funny girl

Brooding, Grinding, Pacing said...

saw your anonymity... needs some identity skill.

The Guy Who Says So said...

Ahhh yes. And this subjective viewpoint is coming from what experience?

Anonymous said...

One word, Krispin

The Guy Who Says So said...

I see. And you were a what at the world's most overrated agency? Accounts or Admin?

Anonymous said...

creative.

Anonymous said...

look dude, i was just being honest. Thats all.

The Guy Who Says So said...

No, you were *honestly* just trying to be an over-opinionated dick.

Honey? Meet back-pedaling fly.

You got something constructive to say, criticism or otherwise, go for it. But rolling in with your Krispin Pants on (if you actually ever wore them, and again, that means nothing to me...) trying to tell us our 10 years of design experience has led us to "sloppy" work, that's not gonna work. A) We don't care. B) You haven't actually done anything but react to our otherwise over-the-top personas, which are entirely purposeful.

C)If I have learned one thing in my decade as a designer, it's that this shit *is* subjective. You don't have to like it, and we don't have to not like it.

Brooding, Grinding, Pacing said...

One word dude..... Krispin. I own it. I think you may have heard of the Wall Street Journal? I publish it. Ever heard of the Yankees? I play every position. Read about the internet? I am the tubes that make it happen. Ever hear of cheerios? I eat them occasionally. Not really all that often... but, sometimes I eat cheerios. That's right cheerios.

Anonymous said...

In my 20 years of experience I have seen exceptional design, good design and bad design. The exceptional designers always reach the top especially when they dont know their own worth. They are a silent force that do not have to prove themselves, they just are. You seem to be OVER confident of your own worth and think you are great when you actually need more experience and teachings than most. Just open your eyes to the talent out there and learn from it. There's so much to learn..

Brooding, Grinding, Pacing said...

20 years of tact lessons... not included

Brooding, Grinding, Pacing said...

obviously you must have missed the learnDing session about creative criticism. or the seminar on us actually caring about opinions.