If you are a United States Senator, and you are caught giving someone the old "nudge nudge, wink wink" in an airport bathroom...why is it the first thing you say is "I just want everyone to know I'm not gay!"...A) Thou doth protest too much. B) I don't care if you're gay. C) How about apologizing for the behavior, you fucking idiot?
ALSO. You're gay. This much is clear. And since you are obviously a life-long closet case, how the fuck do you not read the signals and realize that your advances are unwelcome?
That's the mostest fuckingist stupidist thing about this. You should know how to do it by now. It's obviously not the first time.
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comment moderation has been enabled? now, i don't think that coheres with "it's a site to bitch about stuff."
anyway, so the guy wanted a bj? who cares? he ought to have the right to tap his foot and see if the man next door wants to come on over. i dont really think he ought to have been arrested for it. i'm sure he wouldn't have been so forward with the officer (ie. peering his "blue eyes" into the adjacent stall) if the officer hadn't been sitting in the stall for fifteen minutes waiting for him. if senator craig was discreet, i don't think this is such an egregious offense.
nonetheless, it has became crystal clear that all the "moral beacon" shit the GOP campaigned on (while courting the right wing christians) is a crock of shit. larry craig, mark foley, tom delay, ted stevens, newt gingrich (cheating on his wife while trying to impeach clinton? heh), jack abramoff, the senator who got caught with madame DC. the leader of that new life megachurch that got caught buying meth from his gay prostitute. now all that shit is egregious.
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