Afraid of being gay?

If you are a United States Senator, and you are caught giving someone the old "nudge nudge, wink wink" in an airport bathroom...why is it the first thing you say is "I just want everyone to know I'm not gay!"...A) Thou doth protest too much. B) I don't care if you're gay. C) How about apologizing for the behavior, you fucking idiot?

ALSO. You're gay. This much is clear. And since you are obviously a life-long closet case, how the fuck do you not read the signals and realize that your advances are unwelcome?

That's the mostest fuckingist stupidist thing about this. You should know how to do it by now. It's obviously not the first time.

Scientology...

Is just really fucking stupid. I mean, lots of religions are fucking retarded, from 10-armed elephants to illiterate playboys to contradictory white bearded mofos in the clouds....but at least those have history and tradition...not that that makes it ok...

Opinion Polls

Why are news programs constantly asking uneducated, uniformed, ignorant people questions on which they have no frame of reference? 57% of people polled think it would be bad to leave Iraq...54% of people think the current economic situation is due to solar flares. 84% of people believe there is a giant angry gnome in the clouds dictating life as we know it. Really? REALLY? Is that your years of foreign policy making paired with your economics and plasma physics degree speaking inside of your omniscient view of the Universe? Or are you just a reactionary dumbass? I wonder...

Lapsing on the blogging...

Why did we do that? It was fucking stupid.