Not having fun at the movies.

No one loves movies more than The Guy Who Says So. Trust. He loves good movies, he loves bad movies, he loves bad good movies and good bad movies. He ALSO loves film, which is an entirely different thing than movies. Very few films are movies, and very few movies are films. Films are art. Movies are entertainments. Like a roller coaster. Or a hooker.

So, people who refuse to enjoy ENTERTAINMENTS are, what? That's right. Fucking stupid. For no other reason than they cannot or will not see the difference.

That said, "Transformers" rocked so hard I had a boner for an hour after.

Almost a week without a fucking fuck blog

Fuck that shit. That shit is shitard stupid.

11:30.....

I have to be up in 6 hours......

who wants another beer.

My Prayers go out...

to the families of the people that cross me today. i am fucking poisonous. but the new White Stripes album is out... so at least I have a soundtrack. i'll crack jaws and punch necks to the beat.

Fuck being nice today

I'm gonna stomp on people's feet.

Potty Mouths

People who think "fuck" is not a good dinner word. Fuck you and your fucking opinion. And fucking try and tell me I sound fucking stupid when I say fuck, seriously fuck you. I will use the word fuck like the Smurfs say "smurf"...Matter of fact, they should have been called "Fucks", not "Smurfs". It would have been way cooler. And I would let me kids watch it so every time they saw someone like you they would say fuck off you fucking fuck, go fuck yourself. FUCK!!!!!!

Seriously count how many times I just said fuck...

And go fuck yourself.

How is it possible?

How long has this site been up?

I still don't see anything about Bush.

Weird!

Alright seriously though. Who wants to take the first stab?
Or do we just have to mention the name, and don't have to say anything?

Saying "Prayers going out" on national news programs...

Look, we all know I hate organized religion. It's detrimental to the growth and advancement of humanity. That's how I feel. You don't have to like it, you don't have to feel that way. However. Those who believe in one religion, have to agree that there is not just one religion. Now, you can be truly ignorant and say that there is only one "true" religion, and then I hope that there is actually a hell, and not yours, so you'll be sure to end up there. So. Since there are many religions, I think that people assume that all religions believe in the "power of prayer". This is A) not true, and B) very Anglo-Judeo-Christian of you. (Yes, I just called you a stupid white Christian.) Furthermore, there are those of us that believe those who rest solely on the "power of prayer" are wishful at best, and ignorant at worse. My point is this. DON'T REFER TO PERSONAL RELIGIOUS BELIEFS ON NATIONAL TELEVISION. It's rude at best and fucking stupid at worst.

Emo Kids

If you borrow your girlfriends pants...

I don't have to go on, do I?

Buffets...

Seriously, if you weighed 400lbs and couldn't walk would you still go to a buffet and yell at someone for taking the last bit of crab legs, while you are on your seventh plate? Seriously, sit you fat ass down and shut the fuck up. Better yet, stand the fuck up and lose some goddamned weight.

Fat bouncers

Have you ever had the fat bouncer in the club that is hitting on the cute girl, so you buy her a drink and dance with her as soon as you can get her away from the dickhead? But then he kicks you out anyway! Fuck him and his ability to kick out whoever he wants.

Cingular/ATT

Look, I understand that cellular/digital service is a incredibly complicated technological service. I do. But my understanding of the technological wonder that is mobile communications is not going to stay my wrath for shitty service. I am in a major metro area, surrounded by towers, and my very nice smartphone STILL doesn't work. I move two inches, the call drops. Do we need a tower in my fucking apartment? Stop spending your money on name changes and start fixing your service, you assholes. You are so lucky you have the iPhone, you motherfuckers.

Frat boys

Striped polos, white Hollister hats, and torn jeans. Going out in public dressed like you picked the outfit out for your friend, and he picks yours out, and you both are happy that you think alike. WOW......thats fucking stupid.

Better Than You.

So.... walking around drunk the other day. Ok, almost just back to my room, a man walks up to me and asks if I want to go to church. Well, this is not uncommon, but then he realizes I am drunk. I then tell him I am gay. He then takes back his invite, tells me my life-style is wrong, but he will pray for me and walks away. Needless to say, he didn't show me shit but that he is a stupid fucker. My father is a pastor and I am very straight, but he won't ever know that because all I was doing was checking his mud. So that's the basic. People who claim a religion but don't know shit about it, and then give it a bad name. (That's already been done, what religion doesn't have a bad name. you have all read the lower comment on organized religion, pretty much right on.) Seriously! How fucking stupid are these people going to be?

Pump Positivity

Tube tops

Do I even have to say it?

So I walk into Taco Bell yesterday. I order my order and the teller doesn't give me a drink. I then ask for a drink and she tells me that they are out of large cups so she assumed that I didn't want a drink. Are you fucking serious!!! Louisiana has the most retarded people grouped in one mass I have ever seen.

Fuck You

Yes... I'm aware I complained about fucking muggy weather. Fuck you. I am well known for preferring winter. Because I am fucking retard. Fuck you .. I don't need a reason. So officially I am one of only about a dozen motherfuckers that is allowed to bitch about the muggy bullshit. Fuck you. That's fucking stupid and I'm fucking stupid fucking.

Fucking Complainers.

So. In the winter. Everyone bitches about it being cold.

Sun comes bursting out for summer.. ready to warm everyone up.

And they bitch that it's too hot.

Fuck off. Take a fucking dip in the stupid pool. Buy a fucking fan. And fucking roll down the gotdamn windows on your fucking SUV and get some nice wind movement instead of cranking AC and emiting the foul gases out of every element of your life. Constantly belching out nonsense. Fuck you.

That's fucking stupid.

Organized Religion

You fucking heard me.

What is really fucking stupid.

People who have not had a hard day in there life, but seem to feel it is necessary to make days they feel are sooo HARD known to people that really shouldn't give a fuck. The following examples, Paris Hilton going to jail. Not a hard day. Brittany Spears shaving head because of a meltdown, she doesn't know what hard is. These are just a few. You see them every day and you should want to punch everyone who buys this shit in the face. The US should make a mandatory serving of two years in prison, and not a county lock-up like little Hilton, or two years in the service for people who bitch about life but have never experienced it. Then they will know what a fucking HARD day is.